Ahmed-the dead terrorist - Jingle Bombs, аккорды

G                     
Dashing through the sand
C
With a bomb strapped to my back.
    D7        
I have a nasty plan
 G
For Christmas in Iraq.
G 
I got through checkpoint A,
C
But not through checkpoint B.
D7                                  G
That´s when I got shot in the ass by the US Military...
       G 
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
G7
Mine blew up you see.
C              G               A7             D       D7
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me?
         G   
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
                       G7
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
              G               A7             D       
The only thing that I have left is this towel up on my head.


I used to be a man,
But every time I cough,
Thanks to Uncle Sam,
My nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk.
       G   
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
                  G7
I think I got screwed.
C              G                       A7   D    D7
Don´t laugh at me because I´m dead or I´ll kill you...